2 December 2005
Sadly, your webmaster did not update this week's cartoon. Since the Baltimore City Paper has done such an execrable job of late printing your fine art work, I have had to rely on the "Internet" to assauge my viewing/reading pleasure craving. Alas, no new cartoon this week. No witty repartee between "Les amis de Kreider." No poignant angst filled missive evoking man's sense[less] plight. ONLY LAST WEEK'S CARTOON! Why, why this sad lapse in my trusted source of entertainment? Has the creeping imbecility that devours of noble land finally claimed my cherished psalmist? Have Bob Dylan's prophetic words, uttered in 1976, finally come true: "It's a wonder that we still know how to breathe?" (Sorry for the placement of the question mark inside the quote, but Strunk and White made me do it).
Can you offer some solice to this nighted soul? Can I have this one simple pleasure restored?
J. H. D.
7 December 2005
Hello Ms. Phelatia Czochula-Hautpanz!
I was wondering what the requirements were for becoming a groupie for Tim Kreider? Other then a female of course (as seems to be his usual sexual preference) and luckily that I'm young but still legal?
Also, please send Tim my gratitude for his comics, and especially the "artistic statements" that go along with them. :0) I'd say "yay for cynicism" but somehow it seems a bit ironic, but hey, irony is a great thing. so, "yay!"
from one supposed artist to another,
ps: I sincerely apologize for my not including pictures of my "boobies," though obviously not quite enough to include said pitures anyways, but hopefully this will not hurt my "groupie" application, as I can assure that they are quite nice.