Below is the latest The Pain -- When Will It End?
Updated 03/28/01

Artist's Statement

I'm sort of ashamed of this cartoon. All I can say about it is that it came to me and my friend Boyd late one night after we'd been on the phone for about an hour and gotten sort of punchy. We imagined that the last words of some great historical figure would voice regret over some tawdry, dirty little wish of his that he'd never fulfilled. Because, when you come right down to it, that is what life is all about. We envisioned an entire series of these "Death of..." portraits: Gandhi, Abe Lincoln, etc.

For some reason we both immediately assumed that Lincoln would refer to his penis as his "dong."