Below is the latest The Pain -- When Will It End?
Updated 06/20/01

Artist's Statement

My friend Boyd (pictured on the left here) and I came up with this idea while having one of our long late-night long-distance conversations. It's not until about an hour, an hour and half into these conversations that we always come up with some brilliant and demented idea: our ribald version of The Cat in the Hat ("Here's something special--I call it my dong! It's black and it's hairy, and unusually long!") a modern Laurel & Hardy film called The Dognappers (in which our heroes end up in blackface makeup and dog costumes on the Moon), The Alcoholic Iron Man comic (Iron Man with the D.T.s: "Oh Jesus help me it's the Hulk!"), ad infinitum. I don't quite remember how this one came about, except that Boyd came up with his line and I came up with mine, and the picture pretty much drew itself.

A disclaimer: my friend Boyd has never, to the best of my knowledge, had sexual relations with anyone under the age of legal consent.